“Currently unavailable. Something fictional has become extremely serious.” You know how it happens. You open the book thinking you’ll read for a few minutes. Then somebody reveals a secret. Someone else makes a terrible decision. The man who absolutely does not have feelings starts behaving suspiciously like a man who has all the feelings. And…
Exploring fictional darkness without pretending fantasy and real-life relationship standards are identical. ROMANCEAHOLIC · VELVET HEARTBEATS Love, in every language. Some romance heroes arrive carrying flowers. Dark romance heroes are occasionally more likely to arrive carrying a warning label. And, apparently, some of us see that warning label and think: Interesting. Tell me more. We…
“Slow burn: 400 pages of eye contact and absolutely no peace.” You know the kind. Nobody has kissed. Nobody has confessed anything. Technically, almost nothing has happened. And yet one lingering glance across a crowded room has somehow become the most important event of your entire evening. Then their hands accidentally touch. He says her…
Why the morally gray boyfriend makes complicated men so dangerously compelling. ROMANCEAHOLIC · VELVET HEARTBEATS Love, in every language. There are fictional boyfriends who bring flowers. There are fictional boyfriends who remember anniversaries. There are fictional boyfriends who communicate their feelings in emotionally mature, carefully considered sentences. And then there is the morally gray boyfriend….
ROMANCEAHOLIC COURT: THE READER JURY The fictional man has been charged. You are the jury. Court is now in session. The defendant is dangerous. Possessive. Morally questionable. Possibly wanted in several fictional jurisdictions. And, unfortunately for the prosecution, extremely attractive. Carmen has reviewed the evidence. The defense has made several passionate arguments involving loyalty, trauma,…
Tell me what you’ve done. My Most Questionable Book Boyfriend I have a confession. I have loved fictional men I would absolutely tell my best friend to stay away from. Not “maybe give him a chance.” Not “he seems misunderstood.” I mean: Change your number. Lock the door. We’re getting coffee and discussing your decision-making…
Red Flag or Book Boyfriend? Morally Gray Edition Good decisions are not required. We’ve discussed morally gray men. We’ve acknowledged the questionable decisions. We’ve seen the red flags. And now, darling, we’re going to find out whether you actually consider them red flags… or whether you’ve been quietly filing them under book boyfriend qualifications. Carmen…
How Morally Gray Is Your Book Boyfriend Taste? We’re about to determine exactly where your fictional moral compass stops working. You’ve read the warnings. You’ve seen the red flags. You have, perhaps, whispered “but he’s different with her” at least once. Now it’s time to find out exactly how questionable your fictional taste really is….
“Respectfully, fictional men have ruined the grading curve.” There was a time when the requirements were simple. Be kind.Be funny.Remember important dates. And then romance books got involved. Now apparently we’re looking for emotional intelligence, devastating banter, unwavering devotion, elite groveling skills, excellent communication, and the ability to deliver one painfully vulnerable confession that makes…
Dangerous decisions. Questionable morals. Devotion that probably shouldn’t be this attractive. You’re reading a romance novel. The hero is protective. Mysterious. Possibly carrying a weapon. He has questionable methods, an even more questionable past, and absolutely no interest in following the rules. Then someone threatens the person he loves. And suddenly this man who has…