ROMANCEAHOLIC · GAME

BUILD YOUR WHY CHOOSE LINEUP

Why choose one fictional man when Carmen has irresponsibly provided options?

Darling, Carmen has made a mistake.

She has gathered six extremely different fictional men in one place and then asked romance readers to behave responsibly.

Obviously, that isn’t happening.

Your mission is simple:

YOU CAN KEEP THREE.

Not four.

Not “technically these two are basically the same archetype, so they count as one.”

And absolutely no secret bonus boyfriend.

Three spots. Six fictional problems. Choose wisely.

🖤 THE MORALLY GRAY ONE

Questionable morals.

Protective instincts.

A deeply personalized interpretation of right and wrong.

He may not always make the good decision.

But when it comes to you?

He’ll make the devoted one.

Carmen’s warning: His moral compass works. It’s just… customized.

KEEP HIM? 🖤

☀️ THE GOLDEN RETRIEVER

Warm. Loyal. Affectionate.

He communicates.

He brings snacks.

He’s delighted by your existence and makes absolutely no attempt to hide it.

Everyone else is brooding dramatically while this man is standing there thinking:

“That’s my person!”

Dangerously wholesome.

KEEP HIM? ☀️

🔥 THE FLIRT

Charming.

Shameless.

And entirely too pleased with himself.

He knows exactly what that smile does to you.

You tell him you’re immune to his flirting.

He smiles.

Apparently you’ve just made this more interesting.

KEEP HIM? 🔥

⚔️ THE PROTECTOR

Steady. Reliable. Fiercely devoted.

You don’t need saving.

He knows that.

He’s simply making sure that if the world comes for you

it has to get through him first.

Carmen would like everyone to remain calm.

KEEP HIM? ⚔️

🌑 THE QUIET & MYSTERIOUS ONE

He has said twelve words in the last hundred pages.

Unfortunately, you’ve analyzed all twelve.

He watches.

He notices.

He has a complicated past that nobody will explain until approximately Chapter 37.

And when this man finally admits how he feels?

Book closed. Ceiling stared at. Recovery required.

KEEP HIM? 🌑

😈 THE VILLAIN

No.

Absolutely not.

Carmen specifically remembers saying love interests, and yet somehow this man has appeared.

Dangerous.

Manipulative.

Possibly sitting on an ominous throne.

Definitely has enemies.

Everyone else would save the kingdom for you.

He’d hand you the crown after destroying it.

…some of you chose him before finishing that sentence, didn’t you?

KEEP HIM? 😈

💋 BUILD YOUR LINEUP

You have exactly THREE spots.

Choose:

🖤 The Morally Gray One

☀️ The Golden Retriever

🔥 The Flirt

⚔️ The Protector

🌑 The Quiet & Mysterious One

😈 The Villain

Three spots. Six fictional problems.

Who makes the cut?

And because Carmen enjoys evidence, you don’t get to simply drop three emojis and disappear.

Tell us why.

CARMEN IS ALREADY ANALYZING YOUR ANSWERS

🖤 + ⚔️ + 😈

Oh.

So we’re prioritizing devotion, danger, and men who may require legal counsel.

Noted.

☀️ + 🔥 + ⚔️

You want affection, banter, and someone who has your back.

You came here to be adored.

Respect.

🖤 + 🌑 + 😈

Darling…

Did communication personally offend you?

☀️ + ⚔️ + 🌑

Safe, steady, mysterious.

You want emotional security with just enough suffering to keep things interesting.

I see you.

NOW FOR THE IMPORTANT QUESTION…

You picked three.

But what if the story looked at your carefully constructed lineup and said:

Why choose?

What if the protagonist didn’t have to select one love interest?

What if nobody automatically had to lose?

And what if romance had an entire category built around exactly that possibility?

Well.

Funny you should ask.

Okay, readers tell me your answer in the comments. 👀

Drop your three:

🖤 + ☀️ + 😈

🔥 + ⚔️ + 🌑

Or whatever combination has exposed your reading taste today.

Keep that answer handy, darling… Carmen is explaining Why Choose romance tomorrow. 📖🖤

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