Tell me what you’ve done. My Most Questionable Book Boyfriend I have a confession. I have loved fictional men I would absolutely tell my best friend to stay away from. Not “maybe give him a chance.” Not “he seems misunderstood.” I mean: Change your number. Lock the door. We’re getting coffee and discussing your decision-making…
Red Flag or Book Boyfriend? Morally Gray Edition Good decisions are not required. We’ve discussed morally gray men. We’ve acknowledged the questionable decisions. We’ve seen the red flags. And now, darling, we’re going to find out whether you actually consider them red flags… or whether you’ve been quietly filing them under book boyfriend qualifications. Carmen…
How Morally Gray Is Your Book Boyfriend Taste? We’re about to determine exactly where your fictional moral compass stops working. You’ve read the warnings. You’ve seen the red flags. You have, perhaps, whispered “but he’s different with her” at least once. Now it’s time to find out exactly how questionable your fictional taste really is….
“Respectfully, fictional men have ruined the grading curve.” There was a time when the requirements were simple. Be kind.Be funny.Remember important dates. And then romance books got involved. Now apparently we’re looking for emotional intelligence, devastating banter, unwavering devotion, elite groveling skills, excellent communication, and the ability to deliver one painfully vulnerable confession that makes…
Dangerous decisions. Questionable morals. Devotion that probably shouldn’t be this attractive. You’re reading a romance novel. The hero is protective. Mysterious. Possibly carrying a weapon. He has questionable methods, an even more questionable past, and absolutely no interest in following the rules. Then someone threatens the person he loves. And suddenly this man who has…
Why tenderness sometimes lands harder than heat. ROMANCEAHOLIC · VELVET HEARTBEATS Love, in every language. There are kisses designed to ruin us. The desperate kiss. The finally-after-400-pages kiss. The we absolutely should not be doing this kiss. The kiss against the wall that has us quietly reconsidering several of our standards. We appreciate them all….
“Some stories find the parts of you that needed somewhere soft to land.” Sometimes you don’t realize how tired your heart has been until a story makes it exhale. Maybe it’s the found family that feels like coming home. The character who says exactly what you needed someone to say. The love story that reminds…
CRAVING SOMETHING? HE HATES EVERYBODY EXCEPT HER Grumpy to the world. Soft only for her. We know a few stories. Dear Romanceaholics, We need to talk about a very specific kind of man. The one who hates everybody. He doesn’t do small talk. He doesn’t charm the room. He has no interest in making friends,…
“My emotional support system is currently fictional.” And frankly, they’re doing an excellent job. There’s something wonderfully comforting about opening a book and finding your people waiting inside. The heroine you’re rooting for like she’s your best friend. The morally gray man whose questionable decisions you have somehow prepared a full legal defense for. The…
⚖️ ROMANCEAHOLIC COURT CASE NO. 002 THE READERS v. BLAISE HUGHES Protective, Possessive…or Controlling? Defendant: Blaise HughesSource Material: Smokeshow & Fireball by Abbi Glines Presiding Judge: The Honorable Court of Romance ReadersProsecution: Common SenseDefense: Unfortunately, UsJury: Twelve romance readers who absolutely should have been screened more carefully ⚖️ THE QUESTION BEFORE THE COURT There is…